The Arizona Cowboy from NPHS
An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant
following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping
his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being
served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The
waiter replied, "Ah senior, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy,
though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down
here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight
each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will
be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special
delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of
his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but
they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins...........
